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you got your masters in cuntology with a concentration in motherlogical studies from the university of servington

Risky

You're a 10, but in this economy, you're a 14. Then after tax, you're a solid 7.8

Basic

Let's say, hypothetically, roop tera mastana. Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume pyaar mera deewana. Now that we’ve established this, isn’t it logical to be wary that bhool koi humse naa hojaye?

Pop-Culture

hi hi 2 hi 3 hi returns hi again hi : wrath of hello hi : lost in space the hi never die the hi never die returns death of hi 9 the hi reborn the hi strikeout hi endgame the last hi rise of hey

Cringe

can i carry you so i have a 10 on my back just like messi

Basic

i want to hear your laughter in my ears before i go to sleep at night and beg the universe i get to hear it every day until i die.

Risky

would you let me open ur ribcage and let me live there right next to ur heart

Basic

being ❤️called😘'meri jaan' 😊by the😍 right person🥰 is like they 💕have physically 💖taken hold 😻of your heart 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩and it has 🫶stopped beating, 🚀time stops, 🏴‍☠️heart skips beat⚓️, no words, 🛳️only waves ⛴️of goosebumps 🚚and a very funny feeling in stomach😘

Cringe

i went to hater island and nobody knew you, you're so full of love and twinkle around

Cringe

i love you. you make the thought of tomorrow more bearable. i learnt kindness from you. you have convinced me that living as a person can be a good thing too.

Romantic

it’s hard being a perfect huge sensitive strong 5’8 brown skinned well read good sense of humor with phenomenal music taste having tree trunk ass legs curly black haired dark skinned man

Pick Me!!!

pakoda 🍘 lag rahi 🥰 ho, chai ☕️ ke saath kha jaunga 🤤

Cringe

you meet a girl who's cute and fun to talk to. you talk to her everyday, and suddenly she becomes dry, giving one word answers. she starts leaving you on delivered or read, you decide to give her space by not texting her, hoping she will text. then you and her never speak again.

Risky

i wanna sleep w you, not like sex, i mean sleep together. under my blankets, w my hand on your chest and your arms around me. no talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as i slit your worthless life to the dark overlord

Basic

"you've got something on your face, let me wipe it” and we suddenly share a deeply intimate moment while gazing into each other's eyes

Romantic

i don't get blue balls, i collect them. you could say i'm pretty ballsy, obviously cause i have a jar of balls and not christina perri's jar of hearts.

Pick Me!!!

a university degree, four books and hundreds of articles and i still make mistakes when reading. you wrote me “good morning” and i read it as “i love you”

Cringe

am i desperate? no. but do i want to hold hands and walk on streets and go on cute picnic dates and take polaroid pictures of us with my dog and exchange flowers and eat pasta till you snatch the last bite and you giggle then i giggle and then i hit you with a brick? hahaha yes

Basic

babe let’s break dating stereotypes by replacing hookup culture with medieval romance. you write poems for me and then i die in a war for you

Basic

god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took your mother to hospital to give birth to you

Basic

love starts as a feeling but to continue is a choice and i find myself choosing you more and more every day

Romantic

you look like little stars would float above your head wherever you walked, and the little constellations would change whenever your mood changed

Basic

can we go on a date where we clear the clutter from my google drive and delete promotional emails

Basic

i would’ve hugged you a little harder, kissed you a little longer, looked at your face better and told you i loved you till my throat dried if i had known it would be the last time

Romantic

Sorry for not responding. Your adjectives were limp. Your words were not poetic. You did not pierce my heart.

Pretentious

can i come over and hang upside down from your ceiling like a bat

Basic

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

Pick Me!!!

situationship??? breadcrumbing??? fwb??? hook ups?? one night stand??? commitment issues??? benching???ghosting???dating apps??? sexting???? kittenfishing???? this generation will normalize everything except for building meaningful relationship

Cringe

Im a pro yapthelete. 5 time gold medallist at the yaplympics

Pick Me!!!

love bombing works on me not because I am susceptible to manipulation but because i do very earnestly believe i am worth that and nothing less

Basic

"Situationship?" "Soft launch?" "Love bomb?" Are you dating or working for Lockheed Martin?

Basic

you’re so pretty despite the obvious demon possession

Basic

the biggest lover girl i know just cried herself to sleep thinking love is something meant for everyone else but her (you)

Risky

do u guys think gulab jamun tastes better when its hot or when its cold like personally i would like to meet someone whose smile can genuinely make my day better but i think cold and juicy gulab jamun is the best

Pretentious

will u be my ibuprofriend

Pick Me!!!

I could make you the crispiest, most delicious hash browns every morning for the rest of our lives if you give me one chance

Pick Me!!!

everytime u leave me on read just imagine me in the trunk of a car that was set on fire

Risky

doctor has prescribed me 150 mg love 200mg kisses thrice a day religiously and expeditiously

Risky

my pookie wookie dookie cookie sookie lookie yookie zookie bookie jookie hookie poopoo doodoo zoozoo coocoo woowoo baby bear sugar plum pookpook bear

Cringe

hi if ur not busy later do you wanna spend the rest of our lives together

Basic

you are not an option but a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat

Basic

wtf is oversharing??? you mean giving you unfettered access to the vastness of my lore

Pick Me!!!

kutte ullu ke pathe 😤 you bastard 😡 saale suar ki aulad!! tujhe kya laga tu mujhe chor dega to mai zindagi bhar tadapti rahungi?🤬🤬 kaminey keede padeinge tere upar 🐜💯 kutte ki maut marega or marne ke baad narak ki aag mai tu jayega, teri ma ki…😠😠☝️💯

Pop-Culture

can i be your stay at home babygirl boyfriend and you pay for literally everything but when you go to work each morning i just work on a fun creative online business all day while the roomba and dishwasher do all the cleaning i’m supposed to be doing

Pick Me!!!

girl im about to give you my lauda L - love A - affection U - ultimate khushiyan D - dahej muqt vivah A - antim saans tak saath

NSFW

she is a delicate cotton candy, gracefully floating through the tranquil air, enchanting all who behold her ethereal beauty. just as lightning illuminates the darkness, she ignites my heart with a love that knows no bounds

Pretentious

bringing you a flower bouquet on our first date would be cheating because you're already a total bloomin' babe

Basic

goth, alt, septum, sharp winged eyeliner, short blue dyed hair, ass fat, threatening aura, i want this woman so bad

Risky

if my girl is sad and the sun doesn’t reach her i will break myself into a million pieces and sprinkle them across the sky, to send her light and save her from depth of darkness

Cringe

your beauty is truly captivating, and i can't help but admire you from afar. your features are like works of art, your eyes sparkle like diamonds, drawing me in with their mysterious allure, and your smile is like the warm sun on a spring day, filling me with joy and happiness

Romantic

I got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler Rizzy Neutron A degree in quantum rizzics Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress Artirizzal intelligence Barack Rizzbama Need a rizztraining Anakin rizzwalker Rizzard of oz

Cringe

I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit other men have put you through

NSFW

are you open to using physical closeness to compensate for emotional detachment, to get the satisfaction of external companionship without having to do the work of connecting on an internal and emotional level?

Risky

all sex is choke sex when you are getting strangled by the invisible hand of capitalism

NSFW

You deserve a “I wanna make lasagna for you” type of love

Basic

imagine being called a simp, what a glorious compliment, featuring among the top 5 identifications of our time, a reputation not easily bestowed, the naked truth of one's being, shining outward

Pick Me!!!

dating for marriage? be so fr you probably already fumbled your soulmate. you should be dating for fun and twitter content at this point

Basic

just broke the mirror in my room because teri soorat na ho jisme wo sheesha tod denge ham

Pop-Culture

did you know the sun has shone brighter and the moon has looked more beautiful every day since i’ve known you.

Romantic

to love is to rest. i rest well when i’m with you. there’s a comfortable silence which nestles heavily over me like an ornate silk.

Romantic

my doctor prescribed “kissing a pretty girl all over her face until she’s smiling & giggling uncontrollably” to cure all my ailments

Risky

if we were two sunflowers I would've faced you instead of the sun

Romantic

Is it vitamin D deficiency, depression, desperation or am I written by Dostoevsky?

Pick Me!!!

Boy math is wanting a girl to be your peace but then being the reason she needs therapy.

Pick Me!!!

All women are either a bi- sexual, tch, polar or chari

Risky

money is the anthem of success so before we go out, what's your address?

Pop-Culture

do they call you fleabag cus you need someone to tell you how to manage your life because so far i think you've been getting it all wrong?

Pop-Culture

confessing your love is so embarrassing. like yeah i’m in love with you and i deeply admire you and appreciate even your smallest mannerisms. yes i wanna be with you in every life for the rest of time. whatever

Risky

can we go through my camera roll and i tell you the backstory of every picture and you listen to me and you get a pat on head at the end of it?

Romantic

kafka had his diaries, didion had her notebooks, plath had her journals and you have your hinge prompts

Pop-Culture

Want you as my wife so I can do really slutty things for you like make your coffee in the morning and give you forehead kisses

Basic

I made you my temple, my mural, my sky, now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life

Pop-Culture

if you gave me a flower I'll make sure to eat it infront of you so it will enter my bloodstream and be a part of me forever

Pick Me!!!

are you a lana coded red scare coquette who's into cottagecore/walden/transcendentalism or a sperg who's heard of 9 historical states like rhodesia?

Pop-Culture

Jhatak 🫨 kar zulf 💇🏻‍♀️ jab tum 🫵 tauliye 🧖‍♀️ se baarishein 🌧️ aazad 🕊️karti ho , achha lagta hai 😳🥰

Pop-Culture

such a good fashion sense but wrong camera, my eye lenses desire to capture your glowing smile on the rosemary lips with my nighty eyes in the focus

Pretentious

I don't really have a lot to say anymore but maybe we can hold hands until sunrise

Basic

i like the getting-to-know-each-other stage. where you stay up late just to talk to them. where you ask a ton of questions. where you share music and memories with each other. the flirting, the yearning, the silly jokes forming, letting guards down, making plans to hangout.

Basic

you give me a boner, not a penis boner but a boner in my heart, an affection erection

NSFW

your smile is beautiful without knowing it, and possesses charms that you’re not even aware of. you’re like a trap set by nature, a sweet perfumed rose in whose petals cupid lurks in ambush anyone who has seen your smile has known perfection

Pretentious

hey (with the intention of long walks while holding hands, having meaningful conversations under the starry night sky, and then enjoying our favourite meal together)

Basic

your absence makes me sad and i feel a sense of emptiness inside, as if a part of me is missing. each passing day, my heart aches for your company, for the solace and happiness that only you can provide

Romantic

WHO is ... In geography, My World In history, My Queen In mathematics, My Solution In mythology, My Goddess In astronomy, My universe For The Blind, It's Light For The Hungry,It's Bread For The Poor, Wealth For Me, Everything

Cringe

English is a difficult language because calling a woman a bitch is negative but calling her a bad bitch is positive

Basic

watching you in this dress and hitting myself over the head with a frying pan like a cartoon wolf

Basic

born to bite ur arm out of cuteness aggression forced to act nonchalant

Risky

"is that the hill you want to die on?" man, I'm just on a hill. you're the lunatic trying to kill me for it

Basic

wdym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

Pick Me!!!

hey boy are you a boeing? because you look pretty unstable but I like my odds of you going down on me

Basic

I like my women like my ancient staircases, spiraling & can send me straight to hell.

Basic

not to be slutty or anything but i would listen to all your ramblings and run my fingers through your hair

Romantic

she chippi on my chappa till I boom boom boom boom

NSFW

the number of hours we have together is actually not so large. please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.

Pop-Culture

hamilton leaving mercedes reminds me how we navigated through our love story, from taking a pit stop to leaving your crib in search of new adventures. who knew changing teams could be as thrilling as our journey together? maybe i was just looking for a different kind of track

Pop-Culture

if my wife needed an orange peeled i'd simply find a way to grow oranges without a peel for her thats just me tho

Romantic

hey girl are you rasmalai? because i wanna spend ras-of-ma-laife with you

Basic

what if we both deleted our social media presences and i crawled inside your skin and merged my flesh and bone with yours and we became one

Basic

“I’d die for you” is nice and “I’d kill for you” is fun but “I’d live for you” is where it’s really at because isn’t that the hardest one of all

Pick Me!!!

you got your masters in cuntology with a concentration in motherlogical studies from the university of servington

Risky

You're a 10, but in this economy, you're a 14. Then after tax, you're a solid 7.8

Basic

Pop-Culture

hi hi 2 hi 3 hi returns hi again hi : wrath of hello hi : lost in space the hi never die the hi never die returns death of hi 9 the hi reborn the hi strikeout hi endgame the last hi rise of hey

Cringe

can i carry you so i have a 10 on my back just like messi

Basic

i want to hear your laughter in my ears before i go to sleep at night and beg the universe i get to hear it every day until i die.

Risky

would you let me open ur ribcage and let me live there right next to ur heart

Basic

Cringe

i went to hater island and nobody knew you, you're so full of love and twinkle around

Cringe

i love you. you make the thought of tomorrow more bearable. i learnt kindness from you. you have convinced me that living as a person can be a good thing too.

Romantic

it’s hard being a perfect huge sensitive strong 5’8 brown skinned well read good sense of humor with phenomenal music taste having tree trunk ass legs curly black haired dark skinned man

Pick Me!!!

pakoda 🍘 lag rahi 🥰 ho, chai ☕️ ke saath kha jaunga 🤤

Cringe

Risky

Basic

"you've got something on your face, let me wipe it” and we suddenly share a deeply intimate moment while gazing into each other's eyes

Romantic

i don't get blue balls, i collect them. you could say i'm pretty ballsy, obviously cause i have a jar of balls and not christina perri's jar of hearts.

Pick Me!!!

a university degree, four books and hundreds of articles and i still make mistakes when reading. you wrote me “good morning” and i read it as “i love you”

Cringe

Basic

babe let’s break dating stereotypes by replacing hookup culture with medieval romance. you write poems for me and then i die in a war for you

Basic

god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took your mother to hospital to give birth to you

Basic

love starts as a feeling but to continue is a choice and i find myself choosing you more and more every day

Romantic

you look like little stars would float above your head wherever you walked, and the little constellations would change whenever your mood changed

Basic

can we go on a date where we clear the clutter from my google drive and delete promotional emails

Basic

i would’ve hugged you a little harder, kissed you a little longer, looked at your face better and told you i loved you till my throat dried if i had known it would be the last time

Romantic

Sorry for not responding. Your adjectives were limp. Your words were not poetic. You did not pierce my heart.

Pretentious

can i come over and hang upside down from your ceiling like a bat

Basic

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

Pick Me!!!

Cringe

Im a pro yapthelete. 5 time gold medallist at the yaplympics

Pick Me!!!

love bombing works on me not because I am susceptible to manipulation but because i do very earnestly believe i am worth that and nothing less

Basic

"Situationship?" "Soft launch?" "Love bomb?" Are you dating or working for Lockheed Martin?

Basic

you’re so pretty despite the obvious demon possession

Basic

the biggest lover girl i know just cried herself to sleep thinking love is something meant for everyone else but her (you)

Risky

Pretentious

will u be my ibuprofriend

Pick Me!!!

I could make you the crispiest, most delicious hash browns every morning for the rest of our lives if you give me one chance

Pick Me!!!

everytime u leave me on read just imagine me in the trunk of a car that was set on fire

Risky

doctor has prescribed me 150 mg love 200mg kisses thrice a day religiously and expeditiously

Risky

my pookie wookie dookie cookie sookie lookie yookie zookie bookie jookie hookie poopoo doodoo zoozoo coocoo woowoo baby bear sugar plum pookpook bear

Cringe

hi if ur not busy later do you wanna spend the rest of our lives together

Basic

you are not an option but a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat

Basic

wtf is oversharing??? you mean giving you unfettered access to the vastness of my lore

Pick Me!!!

Pop-Culture

Pick Me!!!

girl im about to give you my lauda L - love A - affection U - ultimate khushiyan D - dahej muqt vivah A - antim saans tak saath

NSFW

Pretentious

bringing you a flower bouquet on our first date would be cheating because you're already a total bloomin' babe

Basic

goth, alt, septum, sharp winged eyeliner, short blue dyed hair, ass fat, threatening aura, i want this woman so bad

Risky

if my girl is sad and the sun doesn’t reach her i will break myself into a million pieces and sprinkle them across the sky, to send her light and save her from depth of darkness

Cringe

Romantic

Cringe

I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit other men have put you through

NSFW

Risky

all sex is choke sex when you are getting strangled by the invisible hand of capitalism

NSFW

You deserve a “I wanna make lasagna for you” type of love

Basic

imagine being called a simp, what a glorious compliment, featuring among the top 5 identifications of our time, a reputation not easily bestowed, the naked truth of one's being, shining outward

Pick Me!!!

dating for marriage? be so fr you probably already fumbled your soulmate. you should be dating for fun and twitter content at this point

Basic

just broke the mirror in my room because teri soorat na ho jisme wo sheesha tod denge ham

Pop-Culture

did you know the sun has shone brighter and the moon has looked more beautiful every day since i’ve known you.

Romantic

to love is to rest. i rest well when i’m with you. there’s a comfortable silence which nestles heavily over me like an ornate silk.

Romantic

my doctor prescribed “kissing a pretty girl all over her face until she’s smiling & giggling uncontrollably” to cure all my ailments

Risky

if we were two sunflowers I would've faced you instead of the sun

Romantic

Is it vitamin D deficiency, depression, desperation or am I written by Dostoevsky?

Pick Me!!!

Boy math is wanting a girl to be your peace but then being the reason she needs therapy.

Pick Me!!!

All women are either a bi- sexual, tch, polar or chari

Risky

money is the anthem of success so before we go out, what's your address?

Pop-Culture

do they call you fleabag cus you need someone to tell you how to manage your life because so far i think you've been getting it all wrong?

Pop-Culture

Risky

can we go through my camera roll and i tell you the backstory of every picture and you listen to me and you get a pat on head at the end of it?

Romantic

kafka had his diaries, didion had her notebooks, plath had her journals and you have your hinge prompts

Pop-Culture

Want you as my wife so I can do really slutty things for you like make your coffee in the morning and give you forehead kisses

Basic

I made you my temple, my mural, my sky, now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life

Pop-Culture

if you gave me a flower I'll make sure to eat it infront of you so it will enter my bloodstream and be a part of me forever

Pick Me!!!

are you a lana coded red scare coquette who's into cottagecore/walden/transcendentalism or a sperg who's heard of 9 historical states like rhodesia?

Pop-Culture

Jhatak 🫨 kar zulf 💇🏻‍♀️ jab tum 🫵 tauliye 🧖‍♀️ se baarishein 🌧️ aazad 🕊️karti ho , achha lagta hai 😳🥰

Pop-Culture

such a good fashion sense but wrong camera, my eye lenses desire to capture your glowing smile on the rosemary lips with my nighty eyes in the focus

Pretentious

I don't really have a lot to say anymore but maybe we can hold hands until sunrise

Basic

you give me a boner, not a penis boner but a boner in my heart, an affection erection

NSFW

Pretentious

hey (with the intention of long walks while holding hands, having meaningful conversations under the starry night sky, and then enjoying our favourite meal together)

Basic

Romantic

Cringe

English is a difficult language because calling a woman a bitch is negative but calling her a bad bitch is positive

Basic

watching you in this dress and hitting myself over the head with a frying pan like a cartoon wolf

Basic

born to bite ur arm out of cuteness aggression forced to act nonchalant

Risky

"is that the hill you want to die on?" man, I'm just on a hill. you're the lunatic trying to kill me for it

Basic

wdym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

Pick Me!!!

hey boy are you a boeing? because you look pretty unstable but I like my odds of you going down on me

Basic

I like my women like my ancient staircases, spiraling & can send me straight to hell.

Basic

not to be slutty or anything but i would listen to all your ramblings and run my fingers through your hair

Romantic

she chippi on my chappa till I boom boom boom boom

NSFW

the number of hours we have together is actually not so large. please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.

Pop-Culture

if my wife needed an orange peeled i'd simply find a way to grow oranges without a peel for her thats just me tho

Romantic

hey girl are you rasmalai? because i wanna spend ras-of-ma-laife with you

Basic

what if we both deleted our social media presences and i crawled inside your skin and merged my flesh and bone with yours and we became one

Basic

“I’d die for you” is nice and “I’d kill for you” is fun but “I’d live for you” is where it’s really at because isn’t that the hardest one of all

Pick Me!!!

none of these are his own though

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